Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).

As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck". Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker."

Valuable Vocabulary Chart		Famous Quotes
Greetings	"How the fuck are you?"	"What the fuck was that?"	Mayor of Hiroshima
Fraud	"I got fucked by the car dealer."	"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"	General Custer
Dismay	"Oh, fuck it."	"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"	Captain of the Titanic
Trouble	"Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."	"That's not a real fucking gun."	John Lennon
Aggression	"Fuck you."	"Who's gonna fucking find out?"	Richard Nixon
Disgust	"Fuck me."	"Heads are going to fucking roll."	Anne Boleyn
Confusion	"What the fuck..?"	"Any fucking idiot could understand that."	Albert Einstein
Difficulty	"I don't understand this fucking business."	"It does so fucking look like her!"	Picasso
Despair	"Fucked again."	"How the fuck did you work that out?"	Pythagoras
Exasperation	"For fuck's sake."	"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"	Michaelangelo
Enjoyment	"This is fucking great."	"Fuck a duck."	Walt Disney
Hostility	"I'm going to knock your fucking head off."	"Why?- Because its fucking there!"	Edmund Hilary
Stupidity	"Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!"	"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"	Joan of Arc
Incompetence	"He's such a fuck-up."	"Scattered fucking showers my ass."	Noah
Ignorance	"Fuck if I know."	"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."	John F. Kennedy
Displeasure	"What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost	"Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief	"Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation	"Up your fucking ass."
Surprise	"Fuckin A!"
Surprise	"Well, I'll be fucked."
Suspicion	"What the fuck are you doing?"
Contempt	"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK! Use it regularly in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.